passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

justisse:

xxfluffygenocidexx:

justisse:

when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period

We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology.

Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.

we’re gonna need a bigger jar

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

joobylee:

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

reasonrules:

hermione-ganja:

A necessary message for all the nice guys out there.

SCREAMING

rasengyakuten:

Indirectly offending a friend